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secret song
02:48
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2. |
neville
02:40
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3. |
twin peaks
03:21
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4. |
QT
03:12
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5. |
discord
03:00
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6. |
clue
06:18
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7. |
part six
03:15
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8. |
the real deadpool rap
04:46
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9. |
ash
04:59
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v1
im a detriment to deadites they might end up even deader
i trap them then i blast them an assassin wearing leather
i dismember every member of this group that got together
brood of demons schemin surface dwellers into cellars
took my lover linda to a lodge in tennessee
a cabin that’s abandoned that’s a manageable fee
pirouetting in her panties while i tickle ivories
i kiss her and i gift her got a glass for mysteries
got me rumblin in my tummy soon im hunting for some bubbly
im feeling all the feels find a reel to reel that’s really troubling
su merian incantation cancels any chance of coupling
hell unleashed found its feast at least im here for shoveling
lovely linda lost her locks bc i lopped her lid off
dug a grave goodbye to babe im sad to say we split up
i made a simple christian cross to keep the ancient evil off
i’m gonna need a people saw time to fuck this evil raaaaaaaw
hook
call the man ash williams u got a bad ass villian
got a chainsaw hand make a man start spillin
amputee with a shotty make u pee in the potty
ash double causin trouble ash double causin trouble
v2
evil’s in the rafters and there’s laughter in the lobby
started out a drafter now it’s after all the hotties
henrietta’s got a thing for gourds it’s just one of hobbies
raymond likes to press record and of course he keeps a copy
the deed was done and i had won no running out of chances
then evil ran me through the woods and hit my face with branches
it threw me in a puddle underwater making bubbles
a momentary deadite then i pass out memory muddled
went back to the rancid cabin linda’s back in action dancing
to the tool shed i’m advancing while she’s biting on my hand some
got her in the vice at last she acts like she used to act
with a chainsaw im attacked now with a chainsaw im attached
saw my hand off and it ran off like it’s in the addams fam
i found a 12 gauge double barrel bet it go blam
i tried to blow my hand up but my fingers too fast
finally got it where i want it and shot it blood bath
hook
v3
a mechanic and his missus got some business with an annie
i know i am in mourning but im horny for her fanny
her father was a knowby and she’s holding sacred pages
make you travel to the 80’s or maybe the middle ages
they threw me in the basement like im christmas decorations
knowby’s wife came to life like stop motion animation
they saw the beast i was released it’s plain to see i told the truth
annies laddie got too grabby hacked that baddie #votingbooth
bobby joe was shook and then she took off in the woods
soon the evil trees would see that she’s hot, she’s got the goods
roots and vines became intwined and dragged her across the map
that deadite tree spread her knees and filled her gap with sap
just so jarring for jake killed with a kandarian dagger
henrietta dragged him under and blood started to splatter
blood is coming out of foes like its coming out a hose
faygo sprayed for days like a juggalo proposed
we head out to the shed it’s time these deadites felt my wrath
engineering graduate i battle shit with math
build a chainsaw hand you never saw that in a movie
leather rig for my new sawed off oh my god im lookin groovy
as if this was my calling appauling to put it mildly
maybe my vocation isnt in the suit and tie scene
maybe i was made for decapitating a night fiend
now im surrounded by knights can’t be the right time stream
noooooooo
hook
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10. |
ripley
06:44
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11. |
no one knows
04:02
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verse 1
attuned to the moon i’m no good in the day
the word on the street they need the mk
but this illness means business it bruises my brain
maybe life is just pain that you put on display
my ultimate reality’s multiple personalities
they bleed into each other like a mall made up of maladies
don’t want to take my meds im so fed up with the fallacy
this ballad leaves me pallid while i battle life’s banalities
all in white instead of black after labor day no tact
henchmen don’t have hunches they get punches that i pack
frenchie is my bestie he’s obsessed with my sack
it don’t matter drop the ladder clever banter then attack
hawkeye from the future made my weapons in the past
assassins get the sutures from the secret staff that i stash
if you’re gonna talk trash then that ass is gettin anked
if u want a slow droid may i recommend the gronk
hook
the moon glows a light that’s ghostly white
those that do oppose are mosty right
i like to find foes and then i fight
no one knows i am the moon knight
verse 2
multimansion millionaire movie star that’s hard to scare
lamborghini meanie see me make your steady start to stare
pushy paparazi got me dashin like kardashians
i run away like kanye he don’t like it when they laugh at him
multi movie franchise friendly do my own stunts it’s unhealthy
monthly payments won’t believe shoot in space just wait and see
here’s my home off of mulholland pool’s out back i love to fall in
a secret path to the bath follow if u wanna smash
my life is practically perfect til a personality perverts it
life's a bitch can’t control the switch my situation is uncertain
strait jacket padded room no moon for me to worship
confound this curse for what its worth i don't deserve desertion
i'm vexed by all my versions can't be certain who's invading
khonshu will exhaust you mind's fried while i lie waiting
desert excursion now a new person servant who's suffocating
i hate sand it's coarse and rough and totally irritating
hook
verse 3
crabbie cabbie face is scratchy coffee scratch offs and a sammy
now i’m jake make no mistake moustache gets’m kinda clammy
underbelly saavy saddie gets the intel ie addie
pops the trunk costume change rearrange the brains of baddies
catch up with the crotchety crowley dip inside the dirty diner
get the word that is heard by in the know night time insiders
in my cape and cowl i prowl my scowl is foul ignore my aura
i trunch a bunch then i lunch on marlene's labia minora
jewish in the comics guatamalan if your streamin
sienkiewicz doesn't say which he'll get paid if there's no schemin
i call'm like i see'm from the am to the pm
a used to be buried mercenary without a mausoleum
a mummy known to pummel brendan fraser's double fistin
i black out then i lash out i feel tapped out need assistance
i find the crescent pleasant my motif inside this instance
my cape can make that shape as i descend from darkened distance
bridge
no one knows
who's inside these clothes
and so it goes
no one knows i am the moon knight
no one knows
what the future holds
destined for the west coast
no one knows i am the moon knight
hook x2
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12. |
howard
03:00
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verse 1
im back on the track there's no better game
i'm trapped in a world that i never made
came from far away as in outer space
and now i'm here to stay cuz i like the place
just kidding i'm stuck like the pages of playduck
never tried to make it back i figured i'd stay fucked
parents never proud boss always pissed
i'd look up at the moons and assume life's a bitch
now it's planet of the apes but without any hair
super hero no cape an adventure into fear
did i fail to mention that my best friends kinda weird
she's a super hot chick won't let my dick come near
reminiscent of a sailor who couldn't stifle his squabblin
apparently the error was a pair of pants problem
don't take away my stoges and dont take away my takes
keep me belligerent and we can get along just great
hook
i'm howard the duck
intergalactic grouch makes you mouth what the fuck
im howard the duck
interdimensional louse in your house down to fuck
im howard the duck
gimme a stoge cuz im broke need a job and a fuck
im howard the duck
hop in the back your truck duck out of luck and im fucked
verse 2
sent by an unforeseen force or was it a demon lord
or was it mr rooney before that looney went to court
to a hotbed of beav call the land of the cleaves
you would not believe the weak ass villains that i'd meet
turnip man kidney lady and bessie the hellcow
hell no gotta go did you just hear a bell sound
sounds like dr bong strongly sense the inspirado
gerber's droolin like a baby smokin ganja gettin blotto (bong sound)
incidentally he got canned for missing his deadlines
sued marvel like a martyr who was hard up for headlines
case dismissed judge was pissed not a fan in a throng
unlike the pretenders who name dropped me in a song
another fan of mine was this dork called george
wanted to make a movie had nothing to do with the force
gonna be voiced by mork but he said kiss my fanny
a bomb in spite of marty mc fly's mom in pink panties
hook
verse 3
team ups were top tier spiderman and four fantastic
neighbors with jennifer walters there were no offers nothing romantic
me and switzler at a sizzler gettin pissed to ditch the panic
off we'd go hit the road because our m.o.'s sorta manic
we were pursued by this dude that wanted her hand in marriage
she rejected him in college and he was probably so embarrassed
he became a super villain a doctored dr doom
my life felt like a parody or a cancelled cartoon
on a permanent vacation unless there's a vocation
been a cabbie and dishwasher and a ninja on occasion
an investigator private but all assignments wear my patience
take downs then breakdowns i can't take it and i face it
im not a iron duck who can just bounce back
im often out of luck and that just sounds sad
im a duck you don't fuck with check the fu slash quack
malicious mallard with the valor givin villains flash backs
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13. |
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name is mc ready and im deadly
reedy if you see me need a treaty or im stead’ly
stalkin any rotten intruders trying to get me
assimilatin assassins with an assignment to send me
to my maker but i’ll resist and revolt
im the bait that wont wait while you mutate and you molt
while you’re quickly shifting your shapes and taking a toll
im corralling the crew over a brew and a bowl
i am a pilot used to fly choppers in tahiti
got drunk fucked bitches regular business for macready
tossed by the boss i was lost self defeating
got a job in the south could get soused without deceiving
it was chill got my shack separated from the pack
pent up with some pin ups that i put up for the jack
played chess on a computer but this tutor’s hard to beat
pour my drink inside her circuits cuz these bitches like to cheat
hook
RJ all day gettin waste by the case
outer space wanna chase get the flames in your face
if you change in my range ill flambe like you crepes
ignite in a fight set alight like you cake
farthest reaches of antarctica it’s hard acclimating
better bring your cardigan the temperature’s irritating
polar parkas and darkness they couldn’t teach this in training
so we’re thinking about drinking until we’re stinking with staining
the labs are all leaking and the machinery’s humming
we’re waiting and watching they say that winter is coming
a dog is oddly jogging it’s a malamute mix
pursued by our neighbors that are a couple clicks
they already had a whole adventure with hera syndulla
an unnecessary prequel that as made for the moola
she was american and arrogant and apparently prude
she was skilled at excavation something norwegians can’t do
i guess but i digress it was a mess i wont discuss
dog ran up to clark and started sniffin at his nuts
shooting with a sniper wearing goggles that are slitted
clumsy with explosives broseph needs to be committed
soon they’re lying on a table autopsy care of copper
dog is chillin in the rec room not the kennel which is awkward
try to call mcmurdo but that station’s on vacation
want to avoid a situation that could fuck our occupations
that night lights out it’s about to be a black out
esperanza is my hot sauce for my hot dog throw my back out
malamute isn’t cute now it’s an abysmal abomination
we burn it then determine that the vermin’s an invasion
hook
between the rec room and the kennel hard to settle what occurred
this cur unobserved took a turn for the worse
found a host w the most they were toast and interred
thought i knew who was who let’s review all concerned
copper is improper there’s a ring in his nose
bennings is the meteorologist always says it will snow
norris is the geologist always sizing up his seismographs
nauls is always skating now irate by someone’s underpants
childs is the mechanic palmers into von donniken
they get high every night i guess the price is right is on again
there’s gary he’s the manager with a 45 mag
never parties with the party so he’s partly a drag
fuchs is the fuck thinks he made a big discovery
i think he’s uppity probably paranormal puppetry
sanders does the banter he’s a hater in shades
you can call him windows if you’re into nick names
leaves blair the biologist his moustache is missing
went bonkers trashed the choppers tractor’s got no ignition
we jumped him and we pumped him full of drugs he was zooted
it’s the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it
locked him in the tool shed and boarded it up
blood test on the rest it was best cuz they sus
norris got distorted and his stomach grew teeth
palmer was a goner he’s no longer on reef
if this makes it to the mainland it’s a pain in the ass
once this alien is salient then this planet is passed
wilford pilfered all the parts he thought he could cheat us
but i filled him full of dynamite checkmate diabeetus
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