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the april fools collection

by mc chris

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1.
secret song 02:48
2.
neville 02:40
3.
twin peaks 03:21
4.
QT 03:12
5.
discord 03:00
6.
clue 06:18
7.
part six 03:15
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9.
ash 04:59
v1 im a detriment to deadites they might end up even deader i trap them then i blast them an assassin wearing leather i dismember every member of this group that got together brood of demons schemin surface dwellers into cellars took my lover linda to a lodge in tennessee a cabin that’s abandoned that’s a manageable fee pirouetting in her panties while i tickle ivories i kiss her and i gift her got a glass for mysteries got me rumblin in my tummy soon im hunting for some bubbly im feeling all the feels find a reel to reel that’s really troubling su merian incantation cancels any chance of coupling hell unleashed found its feast at least im here for shoveling lovely linda lost her locks bc i lopped her lid off dug a grave goodbye to babe im sad to say we split up i made a simple christian cross to keep the ancient evil off i’m gonna need a people saw time to fuck this evil raaaaaaaw hook call the man ash williams u got a bad ass villian got a chainsaw hand make a man start spillin amputee with a shotty make u pee in the potty ash double causin trouble ash double causin trouble v2 evil’s in the rafters and there’s laughter in the lobby started out a drafter now it’s after all the hotties henrietta’s got a thing for gourds it’s just one of hobbies raymond likes to press record and of course he keeps a copy the deed was done and i had won no running out of chances then evil ran me through the woods and hit my face with branches it threw me in a puddle underwater making bubbles a momentary deadite then i pass out memory muddled went back to the rancid cabin linda’s back in action dancing to the tool shed i’m advancing while she’s biting on my hand some got her in the vice at last she acts like she used to act with a chainsaw im attacked now with a chainsaw im attached saw my hand off and it ran off like it’s in the addams fam i found a 12 gauge double barrel bet it go blam i tried to blow my hand up but my fingers too fast finally got it where i want it and shot it blood bath hook v3 a mechanic and his missus got some business with an annie i know i am in mourning but im horny for her fanny her father was a knowby and she’s holding sacred pages make you travel to the 80’s or maybe the middle ages they threw me in the basement like im christmas decorations knowby’s wife came to life like stop motion animation they saw the beast i was released it’s plain to see i told the truth annies laddie got too grabby hacked that baddie #votingbooth bobby joe was shook and then she took off in the woods soon the evil trees would see that she’s hot, she’s got the goods roots and vines became intwined and dragged her across the map that deadite tree spread her knees and filled her gap with sap just so jarring for jake killed with a kandarian dagger henrietta dragged him under and blood started to splatter blood is coming out of foes like its coming out a hose faygo sprayed for days like a juggalo proposed we head out to the shed it’s time these deadites felt my wrath engineering graduate i battle shit with math build a chainsaw hand you never saw that in a movie leather rig for my new sawed off oh my god im lookin groovy as if this was my calling appauling to put it mildly maybe my vocation isnt in the suit and tie scene maybe i was made for decapitating a night fiend now im surrounded by knights can’t be the right time stream noooooooo hook
10.
ripley 06:44
11.
no one knows 04:02
verse 1 attuned to the moon i’m no good in the day the word on the street they need the mk but this illness means business it bruises my brain maybe life is just pain that you put on display my ultimate reality’s multiple personalities they bleed into each other like a mall made up of maladies don’t want to take my meds im so fed up with the fallacy this ballad leaves me pallid while i battle life’s banalities all in white instead of black after labor day no tact henchmen don’t have hunches they get punches that i pack frenchie is my bestie he’s obsessed with my sack it don’t matter drop the ladder clever banter then attack hawkeye from the future made my weapons in the past assassins get the sutures from the secret staff that i stash if you’re gonna talk trash then that ass is gettin anked if u want a slow droid may i recommend the gronk hook the moon glows a light that’s ghostly white those that do oppose are mosty right i like to find foes and then i fight no one knows i am the moon knight verse 2 multimansion millionaire movie star that’s hard to scare lamborghini meanie see me make your steady start to stare pushy paparazi got me dashin like kardashians i run away like kanye he don’t like it when they laugh at him multi movie franchise friendly do my own stunts it’s unhealthy monthly payments won’t believe shoot in space just wait and see here’s my home off of mulholland pool’s out back i love to fall in a secret path to the bath follow if u wanna smash my life is practically perfect til a personality perverts it life's a bitch can’t control the switch my situation is uncertain strait jacket padded room no moon for me to worship confound this curse for what its worth i don't deserve desertion i'm vexed by all my versions can't be certain who's invading khonshu will exhaust you mind's fried while i lie waiting desert excursion now a new person servant who's suffocating i hate sand it's coarse and rough and totally irritating hook verse 3 crabbie cabbie face is scratchy coffee scratch offs and a sammy now i’m jake make no mistake moustache gets’m kinda clammy underbelly saavy saddie gets the intel ie addie pops the trunk costume change rearrange the brains of baddies catch up with the crotchety crowley dip inside the dirty diner get the word that is heard by in the know night time insiders in my cape and cowl i prowl my scowl is foul ignore my aura i trunch a bunch then i lunch on marlene's labia minora jewish in the comics guatamalan if your streamin sienkiewicz doesn't say which he'll get paid if there's no schemin i call'm like i see'm from the am to the pm a used to be buried mercenary without a mausoleum a mummy known to pummel brendan fraser's double fistin i black out then i lash out i feel tapped out need assistance i find the crescent pleasant my motif inside this instance my cape can make that shape as i descend from darkened distance bridge no one knows who's inside these clothes and so it goes no one knows i am the moon knight no one knows what the future holds destined for the west coast no one knows i am the moon knight hook x2
12.
howard 03:00
verse 1 im back on the track there's no better game i'm trapped in a world that i never made came from far away as in outer space and now i'm here to stay cuz i like the place just kidding i'm stuck like the pages of playduck never tried to make it back i figured i'd stay fucked parents never proud boss always pissed i'd look up at the moons and assume life's a bitch now it's planet of the apes but without any hair super hero no cape an adventure into fear did i fail to mention that my best friends kinda weird she's a super hot chick won't let my dick come near reminiscent of a sailor who couldn't stifle his squabblin apparently the error was a pair of pants problem don't take away my stoges and dont take away my takes keep me belligerent and we can get along just great hook i'm howard the duck intergalactic grouch makes you mouth what the fuck im howard the duck interdimensional louse in your house down to fuck im howard the duck gimme a stoge cuz im broke need a job and a fuck im howard the duck hop in the back your truck duck out of luck and im fucked verse 2 sent by an unforeseen force or was it a demon lord or was it mr rooney before that looney went to court to a hotbed of beav call the land of the cleaves you would not believe the weak ass villains that i'd meet turnip man kidney lady and bessie the hellcow hell no gotta go did you just hear a bell sound sounds like dr bong strongly sense the inspirado gerber's droolin like a baby smokin ganja gettin blotto (bong sound) incidentally he got canned for missing his deadlines sued marvel like a martyr who was hard up for headlines case dismissed judge was pissed not a fan in a throng unlike the pretenders who name dropped me in a song another fan of mine was this dork called george wanted to make a movie had nothing to do with the force gonna be voiced by mork but he said kiss my fanny a bomb in spite of marty mc fly's mom in pink panties hook verse 3 team ups were top tier spiderman and four fantastic neighbors with jennifer walters there were no offers nothing romantic me and switzler at a sizzler gettin pissed to ditch the panic off we'd go hit the road because our m.o.'s sorta manic we were pursued by this dude that wanted her hand in marriage she rejected him in college and he was probably so embarrassed he became a super villain a doctored dr doom my life felt like a parody or a cancelled cartoon on a permanent vacation unless there's a vocation been a cabbie and dishwasher and a ninja on occasion an investigator private but all assignments wear my patience take downs then breakdowns i can't take it and i face it im not a iron duck who can just bounce back im often out of luck and that just sounds sad im a duck you don't fuck with check the fu slash quack malicious mallard with the valor givin villains flash backs

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released April 1, 2022

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