verse 1

im back on the track there's no better game

i'm trapped in a world that i never made

came from far away as in outer space

and now i'm here to stay cuz i like the place

just kidding i'm stuck like the pages of playduck

never tried to make it back i figured i'd stay fucked

parents never proud boss always pissed

i'd look up at the moons and assume life's a bitch

now it's planet of the apes but without any hair

super hero no cape an adventure into fear

did i fail to mention that my best friends kinda weird

she's a super hot chick won't let my dick come near

reminiscent of a sailor who couldn't stifle his squabblin

apparently the error was a pair of pants problem

don't take away my stoges and dont take away my takes

keep me belligerent and we can get along just great



hook

i'm howard the duck

intergalactic grouch makes you mouth what the fuck

im howard the duck

interdimensional louse in your house down to fuck

im howard the duck

gimme a stoge cuz im broke need a job and a fuck

im howard the duck

hop in the back your truck duck out of luck and im fucked



verse 2

sent by an unforeseen force or was it a demon lord

or was it mr rooney before that looney went to court

to a hotbed of beav call the land of the cleaves

you would not believe the weak ass villains that i'd meet

turnip man kidney lady and bessie the hellcow

hell no gotta go did you just hear a bell sound

sounds like dr bong strongly sense the inspirado

gerber's droolin like a baby smokin ganja gettin blotto (bong sound)

incidentally he got canned for missing his deadlines

sued marvel like a martyr who was hard up for headlines

case dismissed judge was pissed not a fan in a throng

unlike the pretenders who name dropped me in a song

another fan of mine was this dork called george

wanted to make a movie had nothing to do with the force

gonna be voiced by mork but he said kiss my fanny

a bomb in spite of marty mc fly's mom in pink panties



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verse 3

team ups were top tier spiderman and four fantastic

neighbors with jennifer walters there were no offers nothing romantic

me and switzler at a sizzler gettin pissed to ditch the panic

off we'd go hit the road because our m.o.'s sorta manic

we were pursued by this dude that wanted her hand in marriage

she rejected him in college and he was probably so embarrassed

he became a super villain a doctored dr doom

my life felt like a parody or a cancelled cartoon

on a permanent vacation unless there's a vocation

been a cabbie and dishwasher and a ninja on occasion

an investigator private but all assignments wear my patience

take downs then breakdowns i can't take it and i face it

im not a iron duck who can just bounce back

im often out of luck and that just sounds sad

im a duck you don't fuck with check the fu slash quack

malicious mallard with the valor givin villains flash backs