name is mc ready and im deadly
reedy if you see me need a treaty or im stead’ly
stalkin any rotten intruders trying to get me
assimilatin assassins with an assignment to send me
to my maker but i’ll resist and revolt
im the bait that wont wait while you mutate and you molt
while you’re quickly shifting your shapes and taking a toll
im corralling the crew over a brew and a bowl
i am a pilot used to fly choppers in tahiti
got drunk fucked bitches regular business for macready
tossed by the boss i was lost self defeating
got a job in the south could get soused without deceiving
it was chill got my shack separated from the pack
pent up with some pin ups that i put up for the jack
played chess on a computer but this tutor’s hard to beat
pour my drink inside her circuits cuz these bitches like to cheat

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RJ all day gettin waste by the case
outer space wanna chase get the flames in your face
if you change in my range ill flambe like you crepes
ignite in a fight set alight like you cake

farthest reaches of antarctica it’s hard acclimating
better bring your cardigan the temperature’s irritating
polar parkas and darkness they couldn’t teach this in training
so we’re thinking about drinking until we’re stinking with staining
the labs are all leaking and the machinery’s humming
we’re waiting and watching they say that winter is coming
a dog is oddly jogging it’s a malamute mix
pursued by our neighbors that are a couple clicks
they already had a whole adventure with hera syndulla
an unnecessary prequel that as made for the moola
she was american and arrogant and apparently prude
she was skilled at excavation something norwegians can’t do
i guess but i digress it was a mess i wont discuss
dog ran up to clark and started sniffin at his nuts
shooting with a sniper wearing goggles that are slitted
clumsy with explosives broseph needs to be committed
soon they’re lying on a table autopsy care of copper
dog is chillin in the rec room not the kennel which is awkward
try to call mcmurdo but that station’s on vacation
want to avoid a situation that could fuck our occupations
that night lights out it’s about to be a black out
esperanza is my hot sauce for my hot dog throw my back out
malamute isn’t cute now it’s an abysmal abomination
we burn it then determine that the vermin’s an invasion

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between the rec room and the kennel hard to settle what occurred
this cur unobserved took a turn for the worse
found a host w the most they were toast and interred
thought i knew who was who let’s review all concerned
copper is improper there’s a ring in his nose
bennings is the meteorologist always says it will snow
norris is the geologist always sizing up his seismographs
nauls is always skating now irate by someone’s underpants
childs is the mechanic palmers into von donniken
they get high every night i guess the price is right is on again
there’s gary he’s the manager with a 45 mag
never parties with the party so he’s partly a drag
fuchs is the fuck thinks he made a big discovery
i think he’s uppity probably paranormal puppetry
sanders does the banter he’s a hater in shades
you can call him windows if you’re into nick names
leaves blair the biologist his moustache is missing
went bonkers trashed the choppers tractor’s got no ignition
we jumped him and we pumped him full of drugs he was zooted
it’s the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it
locked him in the tool shed and boarded it up
blood test on the rest it was best cuz they sus
norris got distorted and his stomach grew teeth
palmer was a goner he’s no longer on reef
if this makes it to the mainland it’s a pain in the ass
once this alien is salient then this planet is passed
wilford pilfered all the parts he thought he could cheat us
but i filled him full of dynamite checkmate diabeetus